Eight Is Enough

A single California mother of six, and now only the 2nd person on record to give birth to octuplets, is resting easy today. This brings her bubbling brood to 14 and has next door neighbors and fertility experts scratching there heads.

For the rest of the story: The Fantastic 4[teen]

Feelin' Minnesota

A pack of wild teenage girls have been charged with abusing nursing home patients in Minnesota. Incidents such as spankings, improper touching, and torment have been filed. One of the culprits, Larson[pictured top right], has been accused of deliberately bathing a male resident in a rough manner as to cause him an erection.....

And on that note, if you would like information on becoming a resident of Good Samaritan Society in Albert Lee, MN click here: Good Samaritan Waiting List

And for the rest of the story: Naughty Nurses

Heh, heh.....Suck One America

Thanks for the memories Dubya.

Hey, Sit On It Ponzi !!

Sylvia Madoff, the mother of Ponzi artist Bernard Madoff was forced to close a broker-dealer firm by the SEC in the early 60's. Was mother the inspiration for son? Or was mommy dearest the scapegoat namesake of the early beginnings of a father/son pyramid scheme empire?

For the rest of the story: Madoff's Mother vs. The Feds

The Sweet Taste Of Freedom......sauteed in butter

Granted freedom from his New York seafood restaurant captor, George the lobster's story is one of crustacious triumph. The 140 year old, 20 lbs decapod is said to be recovering nicely at his lavish Maine ocean front residence.

For the rest of the story: George the Giant Lobster

Can You Spare Some "Change"?

The BIG day is almost here. 8 years of George Bush would have any sane person screaming for change[sorry republicans]. I for one will be glad when all the hoopla surrounding this historic event will pass and the country can get on with trying to fix the problems at hand. With all do respect to the President-Elect, one person isn't going to save us from the growing economic & social issues we face together. Well that, and I'm kinda tired of Montel Williams peddling those ridiculous collector coins SEEN HERE

Aargh Matey !!

A U.S. Naval task force will be employed to combat piracy on the open seas. The U.S. is reportedly among 20 countries that is trying to defend against this ever growing trend. The unit's name is "Combined Task Force 151" or commonly referred to as Operation Jack Sparrow.

For the rest of the story click here: Combined Task Force 151

Doggon' It....225 More People Like Me

After alleging improperly rejected absentee ballots, former SNL cast member Al Franken has won the Minnesota US Senate race by a mere 225 votes over incumbent Norm Coleman. After Coleman campaign manager Cullen Sheehan complained of a "broken" recount process the Supreme Court will decide whether to allow a winner take all game of rochambeau.

For the rest of the story click here: Minnesota Senate Race

Happy End of the World !!

Ah yes, the beginning of a new year makes us all optimistic for what the future holds. Well, we here at Crowded Planet Radio want to go ahead and squash that type of enthusiasm as quickly as possible. Take a look at this clip for an upcoming movie based on the much talked about Mayan calendar prophecy for Dec. 21st, 2012. My only question is.......if a monk rings a bell on a desolate mountain range and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?