Saturday, February 28, 2009

Steer Clear of the Yorkshire Pudding




European airliner Ryan Air is looking into possibly charging patrons to use the toilet at a rate of one pound. Airline executive Michael O'Leary is examining multiple ways to generate revenue, and the toilet charge is one that is being considered. Maybe they should also look into strapping travelers to their chairs, taping their eyelids open, and forcing them to watch Hugh Grant movies.

For the rest of the story: Another Crappy Airline

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Holy Breaking Barriers Batwoman!!




DC Comics is being applauded for their forward views on homosexuality as recently outted Batwoman will star in her own series of comics beginning in June. The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation is on board, as are tens of thousands of douchebag,comic geek boners waiting for that first lesbian love scene.

For the rest of the story: Inspirational Women of Leather

Thursday, February 12, 2009

How To Become A "Bunker Bob"




With the current economic conditions not subsiding any time soon, we here at Crowded Planet look to help you navigate these rough waters. A list of survival items that every self-respecting Planeteer can't do without: Survival List

Thursday, February 5, 2009

A Sticky Situation




A maple-sweet smell that has confounded citizens of NYC has been revealed. Processed fenugreek seeds in a New Jersey factory. Manhattanites have actually complained of the aroma, causing the Department of Environmental Protection to conduct air sample testing. Yeah, I can see how upsetting it would be to have the smell of back alley urine masked by short stack toppings.

For the rest of the story: The Smell of Success