Exsqueeze Me

So those crazy Germans are in the news again. Not trying to pick on them, but it's starting to feel like Letterman's "Stupid Human Tricks". Didn't this country give us some of the world's best physicists??

For the rest of the story: Ludwig Von Trapped

Scorcher In The Bedroom

A leaky air matress, a German, and some tire repair solvent make for a real sexy evening in one man's bedroom.

For the rest of the story: Eternal Flame Retardant

The Canary Has Landed

An ingenious plan to deliver a convicted drug trafficker tools to aid in his escape has been foiled by Spanish authorities. A 13ft long remote controlled zeppelin was intercepted and is now serving it's own sentence at the Hindenburg facility for wayward zeppelins.

For the rest of the story: Oneth By Land, Twoith By Balloon